Dear Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info customer: (Dear Poor People.)

Congratulations, the IRS has accepted your Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info return.

Your Submission ID is: poorperson#3892850262

If you haven’t already, it’s always a good idea to print a copy of your return for your records. (We know you are poor and doing this at the library and can’t afford to print it for .10 cents.)

Check the IRS website for the latest info on payment timelines at www.sinceyouarepooryoudontgetnuffinback.com

To confirm your return status, log in to your Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info account at www.hahayouarepoor.com and select the “Check E-File Status” button.

This email was generated by an automatic system that is not monitored for responses. (You are too poor to be of concern to us.)

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Your application has been reviewed for the 984670 — Videographer (Media Production Specialist I) position. After careful consideration, it was determined that there were other applicants whose skill sets more closely paralleled the needs of the department. (even though you have a Bachelor’s degree and 20+ years of experience in film & TV production and will be spending money to take classes at the college.)

Thank you for considering American Dream State University, as a prospective employer. Please continue to visit our Careers page for future employment opportunities. (that you have no shot of actually getting) We wish you every success in your employment search. (not sure about that one)

Regards,

Talent Acquisition Team (a dirty pilgarlic who controls your future)
American Dream State University, USA
Human Resources, Diversity & Inclusion (expect you are not included and never will be)

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Thank you for applying to the PHOTOGRAPHY COLLECTION, RESEARCH AND CONSERVATION INTERNSHIP (saving pictures from google image search) position at American Dream Assistance, Inc..

Unfortunately, American Dream Assistance, Inc. has moved to the next step in their hiring process, and your application was not selected at this time. (we know getting rejected for a free and illegal internship might just destroy what’s left of your soul, but please keep an eye out on our website for more internship opportunities.)

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