AmeriCan’t Dream : Pre-Paid Poor People’s Card

Sorry your transaction was declined (You are poor. How does it feel?)

Here’s how to avoid that in the future (Let me guess, not be poor?)

Having a transaction declined can be very inconvenient, especially for your business. (You think?) Unfortunately, when you tried to complete the transaction, the balance in your account with American Dream was too low to cover it. (What a loser, you don’t even have money.)

Here are a couple of ways you can prevent that from happening again: (Step 1: Don’t be poor)

Link a confirmed bank account — Linking a bank account helps you make purchases with your card when there isn’t enough money in your PayPal account. While this won’t work to settle a negative account balance, it can be used as a backup payment method when you need it. (You mean link my bank account that got closed by US American Dream Bank because it was negative for 3 days because the monthly maintenance fees of $12 a month put account into the red. Link that account?)

Add money to your account — There are a number of different ways you can add money directly to your American Dream account. (I better write this down. I don’t want to forget this important tip.)

In the future, we hope this helps you get what you need for your business when you need it. (There is no future, you are poor and homeless. You have no chance of getting back on your feet.)